Motto: Its all in the
merchandising (Yogurt the Magnificent)
Who is Zzap ?
Zzap is the GOD of Computers
Son of ARC - GOD of electrons
A wholly owned subsidiary of GOD almighty
The purposes of the Cult of Zzap are (not necessarily in order of
1. Sell memberships and logo merchandise.
2. Pay homage to and thereby gain the favor
of Zzap - GOD of computers.
3. Inform the world about Zzap.
4. Pray to never hear the sound
Zzap while computing as Zzap GOD of Computers only speaks
5. Make the leader rich.
How do I gain the favor of Zzap ?
Purchase an item from
our selection of gifts. Both the buyer and/or receiver will be smiled upon
by Zzap. This will
result in a 27% less chance that Zzap will visit the owner of the gift.
Zzap is an angry god and announces his
visit by having a machine speak his name "Zzap."
This is usually followed by release of
'magic smoke' from inside the machine.
Honorary Disciples of Zzap:
Reddi kilowatt - Ambassador Emeritus
Lightning - Chief messenger, archangel
The values of the Cult of Zzap are:
1. Have fun with it. Dont take this
cult too seriously,
2. Computers have rights the same as any
other sentient being.
NOTICES and DISCLAIMERS:
1. For the humor impaired, just go away.
2. Cult of Zzap - GOD of Computers -
Registered in the state of Hawaii.
3. Cult of Zzap is not related to any
other religion, cult, commercial product, or