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Who is Zzap ?
Zzap is the GOD of Computers
Son of ARC - GOD of electrons
A wholly owned subsidiary of GOD almighty
The purposes of the Cult of Zzap™ are (not necessarily in order of
importance):
1. Sell memberships and logo merchandise.
2. Pay homage to and thereby gain the favor
of Zzap - GOD of computers.
3. Inform the world about Zzap.
4. Pray to never hear the sound
‘Zzap’ while computing as “Zzap – GOD of Computers” only speaks
in anger.
5. Make the leader rich.
How do I gain the favor of Zzap ?
Purchase an item from
our selection of gifts. Both the buyer and/or receiver will be smiled upon
by Zzap. This will
result in a 27% less chance that Zzap will visit the owner of the gift.
Zzap is an angry god and announces his
visit by having a machine speak his name "Zzap."
This is usually followed by release of
'magic smoke' from inside the machine.
Honorary Disciples of Zzap:
Reddi kilowatt - Ambassador Emeritus
Lightning - Chief messenger, archangel
The values of the Cult of Zzap™ are:
1. Have fun with it. Don’t take this
cult too seriously,
2. Computers have rights the same as any
other sentient being.
NOTICES and DISCLAIMERS:
1. For the humor impaired, just go away.
2. Cult of Zzap™ - GOD of Computers -
Registered in the state of Hawaii.
3. Cult of Zzap™ is not related to any
other religion, cult, commercial product, or
organization.
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